9 Best Devoted Creations Tanning Lotion

• Buying Guide

Best Devoted Creations Tanning Lotion in 2025

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Best DEVOTED CREATIONS TANNING LOTION – Pick the Potato That Won’t Turn to Mash

A snappy, no‑holds‑barred guide that roasts each Devoted Creations tan in true Don Rickles‑as‑Mr. Potato‑Head style, then tells you which bottle will make you glow like a sunrise‑kissed spud.

Bronzing Punch – How Dark Do You Want to Look?

First rule: if you’re buying a tan, you either want a “sun‑kissed” look or a “I‑just‑came‑back‑from‑a‑black‑hole” vibe. The formulas split into DHA‑heavy heavy‑hitters and natural‑bronzer cruisers.

Ultra‑High DHA Heavy Hitters

Black Velvet Anti‑Orange Mattifying Black Bronzer (12.25 oz)

• Loads of high‑DHA for a blackout that makes midnight look pale.
• Charcoal & Blue Tansy team up to keep you from looking like an orange after‑party disaster.
• Bakuchiol fights wrinkles while you’re busy stealing the spotlight.

All Black Everything – Extreme Darkening Black Bronzer (12.25 oz)

• Extreme DHA means you’ll look like a midnight snack—if snacks could tan.
• Coconut juice keeps the skin smooth, because nothing says “I’m a classy potato” like a tropical sip.

Natural‑Bronzer‑Only Cruisers

Vacay Vibes Tanning Lotion (8.5 oz)

• Low‑DHA + high natural bronzers = a glow that says “I just got back from a tropical cocktail, not a UV bunker.”
• Guava & Watermelon extracts hydrate 24 hrs – you’ll stay plump, not soggy.

Moroccan Midnight Ultra Dark Natural Bronzer (13.5 oz)

• DHA‑free, streak‑free bronzer with argan & plum oils for a velvety finish.
• Rich caramel extracts give a deep hue without the “self‑tanner” smell.

Neon Rose Tanning Lotion (12.25 oz)

• Natural bronzers + bakuchiol = a rosy glow without the orange‑juice aftertaste.
• Firming benefits that keep you looking tight, not wilted.

Opalescent Tanning Lotion (12.25 oz)

• Bronzer‑free, light‑diffusing optimizer for a holographic shimmer that says “I’m a disco ball, not a burnt toast.”

Somewhere on a Beach – Indoor/Outdoor Instant Dark (12.25 oz)

• DHA‑free bronzers guarantee streak‑free results, perfect for those who want a tan without the “banana‑skin” drama.

Hydration & Skin‑Care Extras – Because a Dry Tan is a Sad Tan

If you plan to walk around looking like a freshly baked potato, you better moisturize. These lotions double as skincare cocktails.

24‑Hour Quenchers

• Vacay Vibes: Watermelon extract keeps you hydrated like a watermelon on a hot day.
• Prismatica Full Spectrum: Magnesium, coconut water, and banana extracts form an electrolyte cocktail that locks in moisture.
• Dark AF: Energizing electrolytes prevent that “cracked‑potato” look.
• Somewhere on a Beach: Coconut & walnut oils soften skin for a buttery finish.

Anti‑Aging & Firming Fighters

• Bakuchiol (Black Velvet, Neon Rose) battles wrinkles while you’re busy looking golden.
• Vegan Collagen & Renovage complex (Prismatica, Moroccan Midnight) give skin bounce, so you don’t look like a deflated sack.
• PhytoCellTec (Moroccan Midnight) keeps skin cells alive longer – think of it as a spa for your spud.

Fragrance – Smell Like a Vacation or a Nightclub Disaster?

• Island Escape (Vacay Vibes) – Tropical, like a piña colada that actually tastes good.
• Orchid Noir (Black Velvet) – Dark and mysterious, perfect for the brooding potato.
• Bleu Seltzer (Prismatica) – Fizzy and fresh, like a spa day in a soda can.
• Passionfruit Punch (Dark AF) – Sweet enough to mask after‑tan odor.
• Midnight Moroccan Orchid (Moroccan Midnight) – Exotic, for the glam‑vanilla spud.
• Opal Essence (Opalescent) – Light, airy, like a whisper of glitter on a potato.

Special Tech – Tattoo Protectors, Orange‑Blocking, Light‑Activated Magic

• Orange‑Counteracting: Blue Tansy in Black Velvet keeps you from looking like a citrus fruit.
• Tattoo & Color Fade Protection: Vacay Vibes, Dark AF, Opalescent – lock in ink like a security guard for your art.
• Light‑Activated Photosomes: Prismatica reacts to UV, red, or blue light for max absorption – it’s the party trick your tan never knew it needed.
• Transfer‑Resistant DHA: Dark AF stays put, so you won’t leave a tan trail on your couch.

Best Scenario Picks – Which Bottle Fits Your Lifestyle?

Indoor Tanning Booth Regular

Grab Black Velvet for a blackout that won’t turn you orange, or Prismatica if you love light‑therapy tech.

Beach Day & Outdoor Festival

Go with Vacay Vibes for that tropical boost, or Somewhere on a Beach for DHA‑free, streak‑free confidence.

Tattoo Lovers Who Don’t Want Fading

Opalescent or Dark AF keep ink vivid while you sizzle.

Vegan & Sensitive Skin

Choose Prismatica – hypoallergenic, nut‑free, and proudly plant‑powered.

Ultimate Dark Night Out

Unleash All Black Everything or Moroccan Midnight for a shade so deep you’ll need a flashlight to find yourself.

Quick Pro Tips from Your Spuddy Sidekick

• Exfoliate 24 hrs before applying – otherwise you’ll end up with tan patches that look like potato eyes.
• Apply the lotion in thin layers; you can always add more, but you can’t un‑spoil a clumpy mess.
• Let each layer dry fully before slipping into the booth – no one likes a sweaty potato.
• Store in a cool, dark place; heat turns our fine‑tuned formulas into mush.